Zero by mark@texas.net Before the music starts, you see two kids: a young boy and a slightly taller young girl. Both are riding bikes and wearing backpacks. The sun is going down in the backround and the girl says to the boy, "We need to find a place to stay." The boy points off-camera, which then zooms over to a huge white spooky house (kinda like in the movie Clue) The girl nods her approval and they ride over to the doorstep and knock on the door, just as the music starts and rain pours down in the background. D'Arcy opens the door dressed in a beautiful silk nightgown and carrying an old-fashioned lantern. She gestures for the children to hurry up inside and closes the door. She leads them up a long spiral staircase and into a well-kept bedroom. She leaves, and the children change into nightgowns and climb into the bed (which would be best if it had a canopy) "My reflection, dirty mirror.." The lyrics finally start just as a crash of lightning is seen out the window of the children's room. The boy is instantly awake and shakes his sister, who reluctantly sits up. When she sees nothing wrong, she tries to go back to sleep, but the boy is persistant, and begs her to check things out. She climbs out of bed and takes the lantern sitting on the bedtable and the children leave the room. "Wanna go for a ride?" The children have walked down the stairs and see a door that they didn't notice in the enterway. The girl bravely opesn the door and shines the light on a steep staircase. Slowly she and the boy walk down the staircase until they reach the floor. There are many cobwebs and dust and very musty atmosphere. The children light the way as they explore the cellar, but the girls almost screams when she sees 3 wooden coffins. "I'm in love with, my sadness.." The children get frightenedly scared and the girl drops her lantern, causing the floor to burst into flames. The sudden bright light makes the coffin top open and out comes Billy. Thinking he is a vampire, the children try and run for their lives but Billy is faster than they are and catches up with them. They run in the other direction just as another coffin opens and out comes James. Both Billy and James have vampire teeth in their mouth and they wear black capes with red velvet lining along with those black and white nifty pointed shoes. Anyway, they both chase after the kids and they go running up the stairs with the vampire pumpkins chasing them. When they reach the main floor they run into D'Arcy and beg her to protect them. But then D'Arcy opens her mouth and they see she too has fangs. "She's the one for me.." The children run from the pumpkins out of the house, hop on their bikes, and ride off into the distance. When the music stops, you see the three pumpkins standing in the doorway of the house. James takes out his teeth and says, "Don't you think we should be charging admission for this?"