Pissant

by jamesdarcy@juno.com

Starts out in a futuristic-type environment, kinda like in the movie
"Bladerunner". Billy, James and D'Arcy are dressed in spandex clothing
with puffy sleeves and knee-high tight boots. They are seen hopping onto
futuristic motorcycles, that can fly, and zoom into the air.
"Got me a raygun, got me an altitude"
Shows shots of Billy, James and D'Arcy rotatingly and how much fun they
are having racing through the sky and doing fun tricks. Then James's
motorcycle starts to malfunction and he is forced to catapult out of the
thing, but luckily D'Arcy zooms under him so she can catch him in her
shuttle. Once the two are together, they try to outrun Billy as he sings
and laughs at them.
"Talk revolution, as if it matters now"
D'Arcy and James have lost Billy behind them as the fly out of the
Earth's atmosphere. James points to a shiny red planet in the distance
and D'Arcy nods. They head for the planet and land, and get out of the
motorcycle. There is weaker gravity on the planet so James and D'Arcy are
seen floating around. Then they come to a club-type thing were there are
short green aliens dressed like Generation X, with their baggy pants,
greasy hair, and sunglasses. The band on stage playing are also green
aliens. The alien singing and playing guitar is wearing shiny silvery
pants and a zero shirt with no hair, the bassist has long blond hair and
is wearing a purple velvet dress, the other guitarist has brown hair with
blond streaks and wears jeans with a blue striped shirt, and the drummer
has a big question mark on his face. James and D'Arcy join the dancing
aliens as they float about and laugh.
"Fill me with your little whispers"
D'Arcy and James are having so much fun they don't notice all the aliens
have stopped dancing in fear. Behind them, a giant scaled monster with
sharp fangs has appeared, growling and wanting to eat the aliens. James
and D'Arcy get worried. The monster approaches them and they don't know
what to do. Just as the monster is about to pick James and D'Arcy up to
eat them, Billy zooms into the picture and lands in front of him.
Distracted, the monster forgets about James and D'Arcy and heads for
Billy.
"Inside your head"
Billy pulls out a raygun at the last possible moment and shoots the
monster. The monster is only phased, but it gives Billy time to toss
rayguns to James and D'Arcy. Together, the three of them continue
shooting the monster until it blows up, and all the aliens cheer.
Relieved, Billy declares, "WOO!"
And it fades out.